Juda is a petty crook who, together with his partner Asher, takes out a loan from the French mafia. He flies to Romania to gamble, but there he meets a mystical woman. A Jew and a vampire, is that possible? The French mafiosi are after money, Israeli police are after the mafiosi. Vampires from Romania are getting to grips with the realities of Israel. Juda and Asher's friends fend off greedy and spiteful creditors, land themselves in a variety of perilous scrapes, and put their friendship to the test.