Obsessed with conspiracy theories, Teddy, a factory worker, with the help of his not-so-bright cousin, abducts the CEO of a large company because he believes she is an alien from the Andromeda galaxy, eager to destroy life on Earth. He locks the woman in the basement and demands that a message be drafted to the Andromedan emperor, so that he will take Teddy aboard his ship and discuss with him a plan for the aliens' departure to our green planet.