John Smith hasn’t been having much luck lately, but he believed in folk wisdom that life is a telnyashka, and after the black stripe surely comes the white. Yet this time the wisdom did not work. John Smith found himself at the wrong time in the wrong place. From the casino, where he was trying to improve his financial situation, a priceless Native American artifact was stolen during a poker game. As the legend has it, this sacred mask of a legendary Sioux warrior is capable of granting luck and immortality to its wearer. A number of fortune hunters gathered, and all of them are one hundred percent sure that the thief is John Smith. A motley crew — Elvis Presley impersonators, Native Americans, cowboys, a blonde killer, corrupt police officers, a prostitute, and even an evil dwarf — set off in pursuit of him...